he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying
When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass
(via legalwifi)
Every fuCKING TIME I hear this song on the radio, I think of this FUCKING VINE
(via legalwifi)
friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
(via reshipped)
its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
me: can u please study
my brain: but that makes me stressed
me: fine then dont study
my brain: but that makes me stressed
me:
(via fag)
Me having sex
- Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy
- me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead
